Five words that will make me NOT buy your jeans
- Boot-cut.
- Low-rise.
- Embroidered.
- Whiskered.
- Easygoing.
(With apologies to Merlin and Uncrate.)
(With apologies to Merlin and Uncrate.)
When I see these five I start salivating and without even knowing it just start emptying my wallet out on the store counter.
What’s whiskered? In a jeans context, I mean. I’ve never heard of that. Maybe because you had me at low-rise (NO! No, THANK YOU! Please cover my freaking RISE!) and I’ve never read any further on a label. I can’t even imagine what it might be. Is it like distressed, pre-worn out?
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