Five words that will make me NOT buy your jeans

  1. Boot-cut.
  2. Low-rise.
  3. Embroidered.
  4. Whiskered.
  5. Easygoing.

(With apologies to Merlin and Uncrate.)


2 Comments

When I see these five I start salivating and without even knowing it just start emptying my wallet out on the store counter.

Posted by erik on 30 August 2007 @ 4am

What’s whiskered? In a jeans context, I mean. I’ve never heard of that. Maybe because you had me at low-rise (NO! No, THANK YOU! Please cover my freaking RISE!) and I’ve never read any further on a label. I can’t even imagine what it might be. Is it like distressed, pre-worn out?

Posted by Kizz on 30 August 2007 @ 6am