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Around the corner, at the top of dog shit park, there’s this sign that keeps getting decorated. After I took…
The scenic Pike Street Market, with its rows and rows of fish, and the original Starbucks where the mermaid still…
It’s been almost exactly four months since I started running my email through KnowSpam, and I’ve just passed the 100,000…
Katie was already my favorite because she was the first to buy a Fray Day 7 Shirt. But now that…
In the Maslow’s hierarchy of needs for Chieka, finding stinky things to roll in is just about at the top.…
This is why I always ask for a window seat.
A search for “Powazek” in Amazon just got a whole lot more interesting, thanks to Amazon’s new Search Inside The…
I love Izzle Pfaff because, at this very moment, it contains all of the following phrases: energetically body-fuck a loofah…
We printed up these fine t-shirts to celebrate Fray Day 7, and they were sold at events across the globe.…