Illustration of Derek Powazek by Adam Ellis

Five words that will make me NOT buy your jeans

  1. Boot-cut.
  2. Low-rise.
  3. Embroidered.
  4. Whiskered.
  5. Easygoing.

(With apologies to Merlin and Uncrate.)

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