Illustration of Derek Powazek by Adam Ellis

What I Think

I think that, if there is a God, he doesn’t care when people draw cartoons of him. Or her.

I think that when the phone in the White House rings at 3am, the person who answers it should be someone who didn’t resort to lame scare tactics.

I think that, when the constitution was written, no one realized that someday there’d be guns that fit in a pocket and can take out a room of kids.

I think that people call her “Hillary” because that’s what her signs say, not because they’re sexist.

I think that, this April 1st, I wanted to say a few sincere things.

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Hi, I’m Derek. I used to make websites. Now I grow flowers and know things. I’m mostly harmless. More.