The Caladium Project

The Caladium Project

I love growing orchids, and I’ve had some luck with it. But orchids are the toy poodles of indoor growing - fussy and high maintenance. Sometimes you just want a big slobbery mutt.

So a few months ago I asked my dad what plant he thought had the most beautiful leaves. Dad’s an amazing green-thumb and knows more about indoor plants than anyone. He thought about it for a while and suggested Caladiums, pointing me to the aptly-named CaladiumWorld.com.

I ordered the smallest mixed box they had, bought some soil and pots at a local gardening store, and planted ten small pots. Two months later, our living room is an explosion of red, green, and white. Endless variations of intricate heart-shaped leaves springing from bulbs following chemical programs. It’s real life generative art.

My dad jokes that after years of working as a psychologist in hospitals, he likes growing plants because “they don’t complain and die quietly.” I don’t watch kids die of cancer for a living - I just play with computers. But I am frequently confused by how complicated people are, how alienating life behind the screen can feel, and how some justify cruelty as business.

No wonder I grow plants, too.


9 Comments

Note to self: Visit CaladiumWorld.com after work tonight.

Posted by myla on 21 August 2008 @ 12pm

uh-oh - was that “cruelty as business” directed at Kitty Wigs? ;)

Posted by Julie on 21 August 2008 @ 12pm

Just a note: they are toxic to pets. http://bit.ly/2o5LHi

Posted by randy on 21 August 2008 @ 12pm

Myla: Alas, they’re out of stock at the moment, but you can put in an order now for when they’re back in season.

Julie: Definitely not!

Randy: Many good things are.

Posted by Derek Powazek on 21 August 2008 @ 2pm

Tell me about it. We have no plants in the house.. because of our 6 animals. At least they’re not as bad as lilies.

Posted by randy on 21 August 2008 @ 3pm

These are beautiful Derek. I like how every one is a surprise. I have some epiphytic orchid cactus with orange flowers seeds if you want some.

Posted by Gayla on 21 August 2008 @ 7pm

Derek, I was just going to email you about that. think I’ll wait until after the move then — yours are just gorgeous.

Posted by myla on 21 August 2008 @ 8pm

I love caladiums and you have done a beautiful job.

Posted by laanba on 22 August 2008 @ 4am

I love how you can make a nice composition of these photographs and make it seem as though growing and keeping alive an actual plant is a real possibility for someone as incompetent at this stuff as I am!

Posted by Zinzy on 3 September 2008 @ 3pm