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Are Democrats Stupid?

Or is it just Iowa Democrats that are stupid?

It looks like the first Democratic caucus is going to Kerry. Kerry! The man is about as engaging as watching mold grow (no offense to any mold-studying readers).

Every time I see Kerry, I find myself looking for the bolts on his neck. I mean, really, if he wasn’t assembled from dead bodies and brought to life with a lightning bolt by a mad scientist, I’m sure it was something else just as unnatural.

It’s like the Democrats want to lose.

Update: Bryan’s got a good point.

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