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All of This Has a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation, Part 4

Continued from yesterday.

Heather looked at me with a mix of exasperation and unblinking disbelief. But she is my spouse, my love, my dear partner, and she knows that sometimes, when you can’t get around a bad idea, the only option is to power right through it.

We switched seats and suddenly I was white knuckling our little Civic south on the 101, with 80 minutes until our flight, fueled by three hours of sleep. All because I did not want to look crazy.

See? I told you I could explain.

We got home in 15 minutes - a new record - and back to SFO in another 20. But between parking, dashing into the terminal, and swimming to the bag check, we were down to 30 minutes until takeoff. And in this brave new world of fearing any bottle of liquid over 3 ounces, the latest you can check bags is 45 minutes before a flight. We were boned.

Heather looked at me with a mix of pity and I-told-you-so. But I am her spouse, her love, her dear partner, and I know that sometimes I will have to be understanding of the fact that she is going to be right, pretty much all the time, for the rest of our lives together.

We were able to book ourselves on to the next flight, which was set to leave 5 hours later. To pass the time, Heather bought us a day pass to United’s Red Carpet Club. At least, I thought, I’d be able to sit down and get some work done.

I opened up my laptop, and Leopard sprang to life in all its glory: the menus were transparent, the dock was reflective, and the text was all in Swedish.

The End.

11 Comments

Jag kan förklara… I love the story!

Zazzy on 14 November 2007 @ 2am

Bravo!

As we say in Australia: Derek, you’re a dag.

Mark on 14 November 2007 @ 2am

I laughed so hard at the final sentence…

But you know, I would have done the same.

Besides, learning new languages is good for you!

András on 14 November 2007 @ 3am

My friend… you have to consider getting your eyes lasered.

Gregg on 14 November 2007 @ 4am

Haha! Yes, perfectly reasonable. Hopefully you’ll remember them next time.

Whit on 14 November 2007 @ 11am

Perfectly good explanation. And you’re so right about the whole spouse thing. She’ll be right forever, and not in that whipping bad kind of way either. That doesn’t mean it won’t be a learning process, though. I know it is for me. :)

Rasmus on 14 November 2007 @ 6pm

{{{hug}}}

myla on 14 November 2007 @ 8pm

The ending made the last three days of stories completely worth the wait. Right when you think something good can come from a bad experience… you realize it’s just not going to happen, period.

Even in the United club, how can you stand 5 hours?

Joey on 14 November 2007 @ 9pm

Brilliant Derek. Now all you need to do is get contact lenses, so that you can just buy a cheap $5 pair of sunglasses.

I laughed SO hard at your last sentence. SO good! now my stomach muscles ache.

Sam on 14 November 2007 @ 10pm

dude dude dude. This shit happens to me far too often. At least there is a spouse to help guide, comfort and cajole. Great story!

blurb on 14 November 2007 @ 11pm

I just need to add that Heather is the most patient spouse I’ve ever heard of. I love my wife, but she would have been shooting lasers from her eyes by the end. :)

Mark on 15 November 2007 @ 2am

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