Illustration of Derek Powazek by Adam Ellis

Edwards is Out

Well that seals it: Kerry will be the Democratic nominee. He will be will be our Obi Wan to Darth Bush. It’ll be Botox Frankenstein vs. Smirking Chimp. I can feel my brain numbing over already.

Wake me when it’s time to vote again.

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Hi, I’m Derek. I used to make websites. Now I grow flowers and know things. I’m mostly harmless. More.