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Things I Saw at Wondercon

Things I saw at Wondercon, a list in no particular order.

  • That Pepsi Girl.
  • Spider-man hanging out with a Stormtrooper.
  • That actor who played the froggy mutant in the X-Men movie.
  • That actor who beat up George Clooney in Ocean’s 11.
  • That actor who got killed in some horror movie.
  • That actor who played Boomer on Battlestar Galactica. The old one where Boomer was a black guy, not the new one where Boomer is an asian girl (and a Cylon). I think more people would have lined up for the new Boomer.
  • Many comic book artists signing their comics.
  • A porn star signing photos of herself wearing no clothes. In the photo, I mean. She was clothed in person. Mostly.
  • A little girl who held hands with Darth Vader, but screamed when Spider-man came over to say hi. I guess she’s afraid of spiders.

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