Illustration of Derek Powazek by Adam Ellis

The Household Beautification Project Continues

Our hallway ceiling is now a stunning shade of “Frank’s Fire.” The only Frank I know is my cousin the accountant, and, as far as I know, he’s never been on fire. But if he was, I assume he’d be this color.

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Hi, I’m Derek. I used to make websites. Now I grow flowers and know things. I’m mostly harmless. More.