Illustration of Derek Powazek by Adam Ellis

Haiku Reviews

Of the Lost season 3 finale:

Flash-forwards are cool.
Bet Michael’s in the casket.
Worst fake beard ever.

Of the 3rd Pirates installment:

Man, am I confused.
Pirates are complicated.
Just blow stuff up, ‘k?

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Hi, I’m Derek. I used to make websites. Now I grow flowers and know things. I’m mostly harmless. More.