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What Passes for Political Discourse in Our House

Me: So I decided I really want Obama to win.

Her: That’s great!

Me: No, it’s not.

Her: Why?

Me: Because that means he’s going to lose.

Her: Oh, come on.

Me: 16 years of voting history doesn’t lie.

24 hours pass.

CNN: Clinton, McCain claim California

Sorry, Obama.

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