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Archive for September 2004

High Five

Five things I would tell my teenage self if I could go back in time (with apologies to Merlin’s 5ives):…

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George W. Liar

George W. Bush is a liar. He lied to get us into a war in Iraq. He lies every day…

I wanna go to Lance’s therapist

At the end of a long story about naked cats, book reviews, therapy, and relationships, Lance repeated something that his…


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Hi, I’m Derek. I used to make websites. Now I grow flowers and know things. I’m mostly harmless. More.