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Oh My Aching Legs

It’s not that I’m old. And it’s not that I’m fat. I am neither fat nor old. I’m just, well,…

The Secrets of Cole Valley

1. Never step out in front of a city bus. They’re exempt from stop signs. 2. Dryer number 39 at…


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Hi, I’m Derek. I used to make websites. Now I grow flowers and know things. I’m mostly harmless. More.