The pants one should have been:

Saturday is so long, it has to buy special pants.

Posted by Chris Coyier on 18 June 2008 @ 8pm

I still like my punny one…

Saturday is so long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night

Posted by heather on 18 June 2008 @ 8pm

Saturday is so long, Nikon added Vibration Reduction, just to keep it still.

Posted by Nathan L. Walls on 18 June 2008 @ 8pm

I was wondering what all the Tweets were about. Here goes:

Saturday’s so long, you could sleep all day and still get up in time for breakfast.

Posted by Michael Craig on 18 June 2008 @ 8pm

Saturday is so long, I hit menopause waiting for it to end.

Posted by califmom on 18 June 2008 @ 8pm

saturday is so long, sunday didn’t even bother.

Posted by christian on 18 June 2008 @ 9pm

Saturday’s So long, and thanks for all the fish
(fourth book of the HH Guide to the Galaxy)

Posted by myla on 18 June 2008 @ 9pm

Saturday is so long, tomorrow is Friday.

Posted by Paul M. Watson on 18 June 2008 @ 11pm

Saturday is so long, it gave the other days penis envy.

Posted by Clint Pick on 19 June 2008 @ 3am

Tell me you were playing Yaggfu Front when you wrote this one, dude.

Saturday is so long, it’s like an Amtrak train runnin’ from here to Maine.

Posted by Adam Rakunas on 19 June 2008 @ 8am

Saturday is so long, it circled back around, ate its tail, and became infinite!

Posted by roe on 19 June 2008 @ 10am

Saturday is so long, the other days are seconds.

Posted by Peter Asquith on 19 June 2008 @ 5pm

I wanna say:

Saturday is so long - in my pants.

Posted by Rasmus on 20 June 2008 @ 1am

Saturday is so long, it makes the Democratic Primary campaisng seem short.

also…

Saturday is so long, it really does seem as if there are eight days in one week.

Posted by tomcosgrave on 20 June 2008 @ 7am

Saturday is so long - when it hauls ass, it has to make two trips

Posted by nick on 22 June 2008 @ 9pm

Saturday is so long, macgyver can’t even shorten it.

Posted by pylorns on 23 June 2008 @ 7am