Illustration of Derek Powazek by Adam Ellis



Things the new guy likes:

  • Walks
  • The bed
  • The couch
  • Us

Things the new guy doesn’t like:

  • Stairs
  • Being alone
  • The camera

Names we almost gave him:

  • Nemo
  • Ein
  • Leo
  • Whisky Bar
  • Inky Babinky Butter
  • Motherfucker

The name we settled on: Bugsley Dante Champ Powazek. But you can call him Bug.

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Hi, I’m Derek. I used to make websites. Now I grow flowers and know things. I’m mostly harmless. More.